- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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