- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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