- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Jesus Christ

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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