What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Anti Joke

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