- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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