- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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