- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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