Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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