- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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