- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

your mama so old, shes dead.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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