- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Jimmy Saville

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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