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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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