There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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