What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Women's Rights

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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