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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A house comes around the corner.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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