Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

All of these jokes are about white people

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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