Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Tony Romo

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Jimmy Saville

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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