- Anti Joke

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

race-car = rac-ecar