Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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