- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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