Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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