- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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