1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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