- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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