- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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