- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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