Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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