- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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