- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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