- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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