- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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