- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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