What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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