Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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