What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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