What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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