- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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