Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Your girlfriend.

someone called someone else a frog

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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