A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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