What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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