- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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