- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Death by kayak

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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