- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Dwarf Shortage

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Rush Limbaugh

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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