- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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