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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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