- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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