A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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