- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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