- Anti Joke

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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