- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Dead girls can't say no.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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