- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

guess what? bannanas

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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