Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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