I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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