David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Do you play piano? No

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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