Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Anti Joke

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