- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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