Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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