- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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