"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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