- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Where's my baby??

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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