- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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