What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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