- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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