- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

The chickens have become self-aware!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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