- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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