- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Denard Robinson

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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