What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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