- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Women.

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