while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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