- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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