- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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