whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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