My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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