What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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