what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Peas

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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