- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

"Knock knock" Come in!

Knock, knock. Come in.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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