What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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