What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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