Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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