I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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stinky boner

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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