- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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