- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Feminism.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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