- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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