- Anti Joke

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.