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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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