why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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