- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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