- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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