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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

bite me

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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