- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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