- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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