- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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