- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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