- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How old is victor? Half past dead

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

. . I am a whale

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