- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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