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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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