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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

13 =B you just learned something

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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