what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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SEX

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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