Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Potassium? K.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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