A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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