- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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No it doesnt..

i saw amango it splootered

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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