- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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