Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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