- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Fat? Jesse Z

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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