What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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