- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

You know what's funny? Rape

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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