- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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