What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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