A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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