Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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