what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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