- Anti Joke

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!