- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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