- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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