- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A cat playing laser tag.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

black chicken. kfc

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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