- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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