- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

say it ten times fast: oh

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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