- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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