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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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