- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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