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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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