- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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