Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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i'm hard

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9/11 my birthday

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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