- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Suck pussy

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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