- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

No soup for you!

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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