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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Your big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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