- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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