Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Suck pussy

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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