yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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