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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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