A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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