Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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