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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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