Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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hola said the chinese man

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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