- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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