What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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