baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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