how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Do you play piano? No

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