How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

He--Hey guys

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's 1+1? 69.

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