- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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