- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

pobody's nerfect

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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