- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats green? The color green.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A hill billy went fishing

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