*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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i'm hard

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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