What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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