What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Anti Joke

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