how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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