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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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