- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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