Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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womens rights

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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