A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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