Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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stinky boner

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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HOLY COW!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Anti Joke

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