- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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