- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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