- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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