What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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