Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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someone called someone else a frog

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Anti Joke

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