What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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