- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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