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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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