Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Anti Joke

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