What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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jews

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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