What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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