Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

your so fat. your fat!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Anti-jokes are funny.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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