- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Homosexualism is so gay man

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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