Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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