Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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