A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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