- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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