How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Where's my tractor?

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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