- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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