- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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