What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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