what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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