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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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