- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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