- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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