Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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