- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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