- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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