- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

All of these jokes are about white people

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

guess what? bannanas

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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