Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Anti Joke

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