- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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