- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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