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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

No your aunties a joke

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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