I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Anti Joke

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