Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Tilt your screen back .

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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