Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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