- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

If you just read this, You're dead.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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