What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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