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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Tilt your screen back .

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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