Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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