Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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