- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why didn't he finish his

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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