There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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