- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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