Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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