- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A hill billy went fishing

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