- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How you know when dislextic

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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