What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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