So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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A bar walks into a man

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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