What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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