- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Weaner

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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