- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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