Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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No antijoke here.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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A bar walks into a man

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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