- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

9/11 my birthday

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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