I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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