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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

. . I am a whale

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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