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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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