Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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