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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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