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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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