- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Tilt your screen back .

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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