What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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