- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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