Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Carrot fingers

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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