What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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