- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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