What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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