- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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