- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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