Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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