What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

9/11 my birthday

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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