Yes

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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