What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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