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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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