Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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