"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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