Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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