What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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