What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Hail Hitler

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sky's sty

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Gustavo Andrade

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Anti Joke

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