Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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