- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

I named my son ps2 controller

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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