What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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A whole 'nother.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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