- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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