- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A dancer walks into a barre

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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