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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Yes

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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