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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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