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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Faithful men.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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