What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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