Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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