Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Yellow People !!

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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