Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Yes

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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