Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What's 9+10? 19

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Andoni was here

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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