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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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