What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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