Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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