- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Fat? Jesse Z

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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