Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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