A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Your mums a potato

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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