My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Dwarf Shortage

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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