what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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