- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

dat shoe shine tho

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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