Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A lot eh?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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