two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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