- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Cripples are lame.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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