- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A gay man watches football.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How old are you? 7

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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