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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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