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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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