Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Justin Bieber

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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