My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man did not like this site

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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