- Anti Joke

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle