What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

why girl die cancer

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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