- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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