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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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