- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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