An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

9/11 my birthday

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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