way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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