One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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