whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

who is gay wit mon james cornish

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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