What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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