- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

i saw amango it splootered

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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