- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

You're so sweet I have diabetes

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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