what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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