- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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