Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Where's my baby??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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