Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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