- Anti Joke

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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