- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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