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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

This is sparta No this is patrick

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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