So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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