- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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