What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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