What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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dallen loves penis

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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