telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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why girl die cancer

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Anti Joke

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