Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call an arab ?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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