if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Tall asians

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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karn chevalier

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

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