- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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