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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Death by kayak

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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