- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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