- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

FOX News: Fair and balanced

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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