I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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