What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock knock Fuck off!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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