Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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