- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A dancer walks into a barre

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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