A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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