Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Cripples are lame.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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time to spruce up!

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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