What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

hola said the chinese man

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Click here for free sandwich.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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