Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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