- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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