Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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time to spruce up!

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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