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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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