Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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