Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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One time i was sitting down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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