What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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