- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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