What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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My cat just died.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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