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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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dat shoe shine tho

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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