- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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