- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Jordan is pregant

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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