Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Tilt your screen back

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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