I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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