- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.