- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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