There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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