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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

i saw amango it splootered

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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