what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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