- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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