whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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