How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

bite me

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Justin Bieber

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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