- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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