What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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