- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

9/11 my birthday

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

My cat just died.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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