- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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