- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

i saw amango it splootered

No it doesnt..

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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