- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

did you stub your toe?

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

woman's rights

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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