- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The american education system.

Cripples are lame.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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