- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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