- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

I'm homeless.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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