What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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