- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

haha black people :D

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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