Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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swag

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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