Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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