- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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