- Anti Joke

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.