Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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