Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

kennah campion when she talks

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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