- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

13 =B you just learned something

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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