Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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woman's rights

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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