why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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