dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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