What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Men's rights

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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