What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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