- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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