Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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