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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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