Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Knock Knock.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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