Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tony Romo

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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