Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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