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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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