- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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