Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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FUCK YOU

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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