- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Neither did she.

These Jokes suck.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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