Killing your friend as a joke.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

All of these jokes are about white people

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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